Random header

Sunday 29 November 2015

Claire's Diary 29/11/2015

29/11/2015

Dear diary

I keep seeing things. Only this morning I thought I saw a puffin eating a Swiss roll. Then a crocodile riding on a penny farthing. Then a cactus singing karaoke songs. Then a lollypop watering strawberries. Then an alien riding a lollypop. Then a whale fixing a radio. Then a train reading a newspaper. Then a fish curing cancer. Then a slug destroying the sun. Then a fly creating a black hole. Then woke up. It was a dream. I was still asleep that's why I was seeing things.

Claire


No comments: