Wednesday, 7 October 2015

Claire's Diary 07/10/2015


Dear diary

I've found a shirt to go over my stupid wolf costume. All it needs is some fake blood and also a few tears to make it look as though I have transformed into a werewolf. Creative huh? And all it cost me was an old T-shirt that nobody wants anyway. Well, maybe 1 person does. My brother. It's his shirt. And it's smelly. Better give it a wash before I tear it up.


Tuesday, 6 October 2015

Claire's Diary 06/10/2015


Dear diary

It brings me so much joy when mother ducks take their ducklings out for a stroll! It's good to see parents being both instructive and responsible in this world. Ducks are my friends. I've even had a few come over for tea and biscuits. If I were a duck, I'd paddle about in the water all day. I'd also probably buy a barbecue grill.


Monday, 5 October 2015

Claire's Diary 05/10/2015


Leaves are everywhere! Golden leaves, red leaves, orange leaves, brown leaves, blue leaves all over the place. It;s a wonder I can even get to my front door. There are piles and piles of leaves across the front garden. I'm going to have to get a broom and sweep them away like Piglet! Because like Piglet, I don't mind the leaves that are leaving. Although I would feel a bit hurt if they decided to leave. Does that mean they don't like my lawn? Oh well. I'm sure a few more leave won't hurt. I can always exit through the window.


Sunday, 4 October 2015

Claire's Diary 04/10/2015


Dear diary

I hate those games where they hang stuff from the ceiling and make you try and grab at it. It's such a tease because you either have to keep your hands behind your back or be on your knees or both! Well, I'm not going to tolerate this any further! I'm going to stand up and use my paws to reach those donuts!


Saturday, 3 October 2015

Claire's Diary 03/10/2015


Dear diary

Yeah, still can't seem to get out of the suit, but never mind that. I'm on the lookout for a spider! I want to see how many creepy things I can find before halloween. I'm not afraid of spiders. Why would I be afraid of something so small? And they have 8 legs! How cool is that? You know what? I think that anyone who claims to be afraid of spiders is just jealous. I mean think about it, it's always someone who has fewer than 8 legs who says that.


Audio Junk #144 - Crumbs!

Friday, 2 October 2015

Claire's Diary 02/10/2015


Dear diary

Comics are great. I've been reading a lot of Deadpool recently and it's incredible how they manage to work so many different colours into each page. Colourful comics get a bit dumb after a while.
Oh, by the way the zipper on my wolf suit appears to be jammed and I can't seem to get the head off because of my stupid ears. Hopefully I'll be out of it soon.


Cowsplay - Shaun of the Dead

Tracy: Shaun
Macy: Ed

Shaun of the Dead is property of StudioCanal

Beluga Weekly #349

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Thursday, 1 October 2015

Claire's Diary 01/10/2015


Dear diary

Yes, it's October now. That means we are fast approaching that wonderful time of year where everybody dresses up in stupid costumes and tells scary stories. Weird holiday huh? Well, I've already decided what I'm going as! I rented a wolf costume for the entire month. I'm about to try it on. I'd better not look in the mirror or I might jump out of my skin. And also have a stroke. That's no laughing matter.


New Stuff #17

New Stuff #17
24 pages, published 10/1/2015
Are you afraid of the dark? Not for long! Beryl and Stan are assigned the task of hunting down a mysterious pink monster that only seems to come out when the moon is full...

Wednesday, 30 September 2015

Claire's Diary 30/09/2015


Dear diary

Guess what I now have! A green screen! This is what I bought with the money I earned from my new job. Or, it will be once I have been paid some more. I can't wait to try out some special effects! I might make it look like I'm on a roller coaster or wandering across a desert landscape.
All I need now is a camera and some editing software and I'm in business!


Tuesday, 29 September 2015

Claire's Diary 29/09/2015


Dear diary

It's been sort of a sleepy day for me. This morning I couldn't seem to hold my head up. In fact, it seems like I only get a few hours of feeling energetic as I have to go to bed after that. Is this making sense? I'm sorry. I think I need a job that doesn't cause me to feel tired. A job where I don't have to use a whole lot of mental of physical energy. Like a cartoonist.


Monday, 28 September 2015

Claire's Diary 28/09/2015


Dear diary

I have finished my painting. I decided to make it a self portrait, which is kinda hard if you don't have a mirror handy but I think I pulled it off. It may have a few inaccuracies here and there but it looks pretty good. I might hang it up over the mantle. Only thing is I'm not entirely sure what a mantle is.
I've got dried paint under my nails now.


Sunday, 27 September 2015

Claire's Diary 27/09/2015


Dear diary

It's time to paint. Time to release all the inspiration that has been building up inside of me. I have so much art I want to get out. There will be no time for TV or coffee breaks. The canvas stays where it is until my masterpiece is complete. No music shall be played, no windows shall be cleaned. But Roger will need to be fed, in fact I'd better see to that now.