Friday, 6 March 2015

Claire's Diary 06/03/2015

06/03/2015

Dear diary

I feel like I should be feeling really guilty right now. You see, I found this stupid bathroom plug today and I decided to take it home as it didn't seem to be doing anything important and later on I read an article about a drought somewhere in Africa. I can't help feeling that if I had not removed this plug from its place of origin, this would never have happened.
Mind you, I wasn't anywhere near Africa when I removed it.
Not only that, I don't know if Africa keeps all of its water in a bathtub.
Also, I didn't remove this plug from a bathtub at all. It was in a skip.
I'm feeling better now.

Claire


Thursday, 5 March 2015

Claire's Diary 05/03/2015

05/03/2015

Dear diary

Is it true that eating cheese before you go to bed, it makes you dream about Fred Savage? Because I'm willing to risk it. It is now 10pm but there's a delicious piece of camembert in my fridge and a packet of oatcakes in the cupboard.
I'm looking forward to the cheese. The oatcakes, not so much.

Claire 

Wednesday, 4 March 2015

Claire's Diary 04/03/2015

04/03/2015

Dear diary

Maths has never been my strong point so I'm having another attempt at schooling myself so that I may become more numerically able.
This is too hard.
I give up.

Claire

Tuesday, 3 March 2015

Claire's Diary 03/03/2015

03/03/2015

Dear diary

I spent most of today being totally carefree. I went for a run around the park, knocked over a dumb scarecrow in a field and rolled around in the grass. I was unstoppable!
Don't think I'll be doing this again anytime soon. My back hurts.

Claire


Monday, 2 March 2015

Claire's diary 02/03/2015

02/03/2015

Dear diary

Today was one of those days where I just want to run off and join the circus. Days like these are not exactly frequent but I do love a bit of old fashioned entertainment. Oh the excitement and majesty of having the crowd in the palm of your hand. To be the centre of attention. To travel the world and wake up in a different town every morning.
The only thing is that rabbits can't join the circus. I think it's an animal rights issue. Oh well.

Claire



Sunday, 1 March 2015

Claire's Diary 01/03/2015

01/03/2015

Dear diary

I feel the need to drink something fruity. Winter will soon be a thing of the past so from here on it's all about enjoying exotic flavours and wearing sunglasses. Hold on... I seem to have misplaced my shades. Oh well. I'm still having a drink. Mango and passion fruit. First, I need to buy a cocktail bar.

Claire



Saturday, 28 February 2015

Claire's Diary 28/02/2015

28/02/2015

Dear diary

Remember those days when you were young and Mum and Dad would tell you about the Tooth Fairy and aside from being really creepy it turned out to be a myth all along.
It recently occurred to me, what if a child was to go on believing that the Tooth Fairy really exists even when they get to adult age and when that person has children they won't put money under their pillow because they think it's the Tooth Fairy's job?
What about adults who still believe in Santa? No, that would be stupid. Even kids don't believe in him.

Claire

Friday, 27 February 2015

Audio Junk #116 - It's not spaghetti, it's linguini


Beluga Weekly #318


Claire's Diary 27/02/2015

27/02/2015

Dear diary

Today I read an interesting article about how we don't read enough these days. I know it sounds a little ironic that I had to read the article to find this out, but I should probably add that the rest of my day was spent watching YouTube videos. Have you seen Rabbit Sneezes Carrot Chunks Out Of His Nose? It has over a million views!

Claire



Thursday, 26 February 2015

Claire's Diary 26/02/2015

26/02/2015

Dear diary

You know that feeling you get when you bite into one of the hottest chilis you can find? I have that feeling right now. This is most likely because I bit into one of the hottest chilis I could find.
I need water!
That's better.

Claire


Wednesday, 25 February 2015

Claire's Diary 25/02/2015

25/02/2015

Dear diary

Went to the beach today. Not much else to report. Apart from that stupid clam that got a little over affectionate and wouldn't let go. I told it we should see other people, preferably of the same species.

Claire


Tuesday, 24 February 2015

Claire's Diary 24/02/2015

24/02/2015

Dear diary

Today was a day that reminded me how much I love to snack. I will snack on just about anything that's edible. I had a whole box of dumb macaroons as well as a big bag of seasoned rice cakes and on top  of that I had a muffin and 12 carrots!
Feeling very full. Need to lie down.

Claire



Monday, 23 February 2015

Claire's Diary 23/02/2015

23/02/2015

Dear diary

I think it's time pet food was made more identifiable. Just because you call them Chewy Chomps doesn't mean I'm gonna instantly know they're for dogs! Also what happened to all the good rabbit food? I used to really enjoy carrots and lettuce leaves. In fact, I still do. I'm gonna go and have some right now.

Claire

Sunday, 22 February 2015

Claire's Diary 22/02/2015

22/02/2015

Dear diary

Today, I have been doing a lot of thinking. Thinking about what I'm going to have for dinner, thinking about what film to see at the pictures and thinking about what accessories I should attach to my tail.
I'm going to carry on thinking for a bit.

Claire