Saturday, 31 January 2015

Claire's Diary 31/01/2015


Dear diary

Today I drew something on a dumb wall like a real rebel!
That was so liberating I might do it again!
Or I might send a letter of apology and clean it up.
I'm actually feeling kinda bad about the whole thing.


Friday, 30 January 2015

Audio Junk #112 - A Link To The Pasta

Beluga Weekly #314

Claire's Diary 30/01/2015


Dear diary

Feeling kinda exhausted after running on a stupid treadmill for what seemed like forever!
I suppose I'm quite a healthy individual but I'm not that fit. If I was able to exercise more without completely running out of breathe, maybe then I could enjoy more of a healthy, dumb life.
Next time I hope to beat my record of 0.3 miles.


Thursday, 29 January 2015

Claire's Diary 29/01/2015


Dear Diary

I prefer pretzels to yoghurt. I could eat a whole dumb bag of those little guys!
Today I saw an advert for a really cool looking laptop. I need more laptops in my life.
I also found a fiver tucked down the side of the sofa! I would have been really surprised if it wasn't me who tucked it there to begin with. I really must get a new job. There will surely be plenty of time for that.
For now, I'm going to continue watching advertisements for products I can only dream of owning.


Wednesday, 28 January 2015

Claire's Diary 28/01/2015


Dear diary

Today I was interviewed for a new job. The interview went very well and they said they'll let me know.
I'm just not sure it was a good idea to ear my lucky hat.


Tuesday, 27 January 2015

Claire's Diary 27/01/2015


Dear diary

After a hard day of playing video games and watching old episodes of Fraiser, I'm about to kick back and enjoy a slice of cake.
I like tea and cakes. I would be having tea and cakes but I'm out of tea. I do have coffee but I don't really fancy that right now.
Maybe I'll have coffee with my breakfast? Hey! That means I can have cake for breakfast! Best idea ever!


Monday, 26 January 2015

Claire's Diary 26/01/2015


Dear diary

Today was rather dull. I only managed to see 3 toucans and that was on TV (I failed to get the new set I was hoping for).
If I get the chance, I want to look into getting a new Playstation. I already have 7 Playstations, but the one I've just looked at in the Argos catalogue really caught my eye. I don't know what it is, I'm just drawn to it.
Also, I'm now realising how old fashioned I am, seeing as I still read catalogues and still write in diaries.
I also still eat peanuts because that's just the way I roll.

Old school Claire

Sunday, 25 January 2015

Claire's Diary 25/01/2015


Dear diary

I am so glad that coffee exists.
Soon I will be making a trip to the dump. Hoping I can lay my paws on someone's old TV. Last time I went to the dump, someone had thrown out a perfectly good LDC! This time I'm hoping it will be a HD ready set. That would be cool. I'll just have to find a new home for the LCD one.


Saturday, 24 January 2015

Claire's Diary 24/01/2015


Dear diary

I've decided I'm not going to bother today. I'm not doing any chores, I'm not doing any exercise, I'm just going to sit down, turn on the TV and be lazy for the rest of the day.
Speaking of being lazy, I have this friend who will sleep in until 1pm! That's stupid! You can't enjoy laziness while you're asleep! Everybody knows that! I always get up at 8am so that I can enjoy being irresponsible and lame during the early hours.
Right now I'm reading a magazine. I have no idea what kind of magazine it's supposed to be because the cover is missing and there doesn't appear to be anything other that advertisements inside.


Friday, 23 January 2015

Audio Junk #111 - I'm actually drinking tea!!!

Beluga Weekly #313

Claire's Diary 23/01/2015


Dear diary

Today I bought a whole bunch of stupid stuff that doesn't work!
First, I found these flip-flops that don't fit me.
Then I picked up some milk that was expired.
Then I bought a DVD and when I tried to play it, it was the wrong region!
What a waste of money! Next time I will not be so dumb as to make these mistakes again!
Now I'm off to Primark. See ya!


Thursday, 22 January 2015

Claire's Diary 22/01/2015


Dear diary

I'm pretty good in the kitchen. Here's one of my favourite recipes.

Delicious turkey con carne!


1 Turkey
5 tbsp Chili powder
3 Eggs
500g Fresh gravel

1. Beat eggs still in their shells until they turn a milky red colour.

2. Combine the Chili powder with the gravel and stir until stupid.

3. Leave cooker to stand for 10 minutes.

4. Now you're ready for the turkey. Chase it around until it gets tired. Use scissors if you have to but not whilst running after the dumb bird.

5. Bake for 2 nights and enjoy.

This is such a good recipe, I might just try it.


Wednesday, 21 January 2015

Claire's Diary 21/01/2015


Dear diary

I love my iPad! I don't know where I would be without it. Well, probably right here, where I live right now, but without my iPad. In which case, I would probably love my pencil case.
I don't know why I am thinking of love so much right now but I think it might be because February is coming up! And you know what that means! I might find the one!
Love is kinda stupid but I guess we all need it. After all, if we didn't have love, there would be no Love Train, Lovefool or Love Shack. Imagine a world like that.
Anyway, that's me for today.

Love you!