Thursday, 26 March 2015

Claire's Diary 26/03/2015

26/03/2015

Dear diary

Cartoons are so misleading! You can't walk off a cliff without falling, electricity can kill you if it courses through your body and it is not possible to eat anything larger than your head without chewing.
That's why I watch reality TV.

Claire

Wednesday, 25 March 2015

Claire's Diary 25/03/2015

25/03/2015

Dear diary

How can you not love the cute little face of a lobster? They look so adorable climbing on rocks and so peaceful simmering in a hot pan. I love those little crustaceans. Yes, they can get a little nippy, but I don't care. The lobster is my favourite insect of the ocean.
Except the fact that their liver is green. Gross.

Claire


Tuesday, 24 March 2015

Claire's Diary 24/03/2015

24/03/2015

After an encounter with a special kind of fountain earlier, I now want to make a vowel.
I will never eat chocolate again!

Claire



Monday, 23 March 2015

Claire's Diary 23/03/2015

23/03/2015

Dear diary

I am very pleased to announce that I not only have a new job at the library, but I also have a new TV! You should see it. It's a real thing of beauty. I'm looking forward to watching Littlest Pet Shop on it. I'm going to have to record it though because I need to be at the stupid library all day.

Claire



Sunday, 22 March 2015

Claire's Diary 22/03/2015

22/03/2015

Dear diary

Today I went scuba diving. It was fun. Most rabbits don't enjoy being underwater. I'll admit it's not the most pleasant experience. In fact, I find it very discomforting being submerged for a certain amount of time. I prefer boating. I still had a lot of fun being underwater... Looking at things underwater.
It was most enjoyable.
Don't think I'll be doing it again.

Claire

Saturday, 21 March 2015

Claire's Diary 21/03/2015

21/03/2015

Dear diary

I have never travelled to any other country in the world apart form France. I'm thinking I should look into finding new places to spend my holidays. Maybe somewhere cooler as I'm not crazy about sunburn. Yes rabbits can get sunburn.
I'm not going on holiday this year actually. Need to save up as much cash as possible.
In the meantime here's a vaguely insulting picture of me in the form of a French stereotype.

Claire

Friday, 20 March 2015

New Stuff #10 available now!

New Stuff #10
New Stuff: New Stuff #10
A time travel adventure involving a microwave that not only has the ability to visit different moments in history, but also transform its travellers into fitting relics! It's a random one.

Claire's Diary 20/03/2015

20/03/2015

Dear diary

It has been very nice visiting this planet you call earth, but now it is time for me to return to my home up in the stars.
Not really! It's just a joke.
Nothing much happened today so I'm messing about to make it a bit more definable.
Earth is a dull place to live.

Claire

Thursday, 19 March 2015

Beluga Weekly #321


Claire's Diary 19/03/2015

19/03/2015

Dear diary.

I finally have some eggs in my kitchen. I don't think the chickens were particularly happy about it. Maybe next time I should tell them I'm the Easter Bunny?
Anyway, mission accomplished.

Claire


Wednesday, 18 March 2015

Claire's Diary 18/03/2015

18/03/2015

Dear diary

Porridge is a really good hangover cure. And it's very yummy! At least if you add a ton of sugar to it.
I know how to have a hearty breakfast!

Claire


Tuesday, 17 March 2015

Need some rest

Just a quick update for anybody who has been wondering why there has not been any activity here recently. I am fighting off a virus, the doctor reckons I need a few day's rest so everything for this week has been put on hold. The good news is that as I'm not too far behind, it shouldn't be hard to get things back on track and get all the next comics and cartoons up when they are due.
Thanks for your patience and keep watching this space.

Andy

Claire's diary 17/03/2015

17/03/2015

Dear diary

Today is the day we celebrate a man who freed the snakes from Ireland or some such nonsense.
Do snakes drink stout? Is that a thing? I never really understood this holiday. Was there really a Saint Patrick? Is any of it not made up?
Cheers.

Claire



Monday, 16 March 2015

Claire's Diary 16/03/2015

16/03/2015

Dear diary

I've been shopping again! This time for clothes! I look pretty sexy! There was a stupid red dress on sale and it's mine now.
I've decided to go for coffee tomorrow.
I'm also going to get more string.

Claire


Sunday, 15 March 2015

Claire's Diary 15/03/2015

15/03/2015

Dear diary

Today I went shopping! Oh yeah. Nobody can stop this bunny! I don't know why the dumb shops have to be so far away but I think I got my money's worth. I think I mostly bought deodorant. That and string. I was out of string.
Maybe tomorrow I'll go for a coffee or something?
In the meantime I'm going to figure out what to do with all this string.

Claire