Friday, 17 April 2015

Claire's Diary 17/04/2015


Dear diary

Never mind the elephant look, I see myself more as a bat. I like the idea of living in a cave, fighting crime and starring in several movies. I know how to use shark repellent and disguise my voice so that nobody will figure out my true identity.
So, when can I start?


Cowsplay - Ninja Turtles

The first in what I'm hoping will be a series of pics for #fanartfriday.
This week, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Tracy is dressed as Raphael and Macy is dressed as Michelangelo

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is property of Mirage Studios

Beluga Weekly #325

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Thursday, 16 April 2015

Claire's Diary 16/04/2015


Dear diary

Can I be an elephant? OK, that needs some explanation. Yesterday I was writing about the possibility of getting a new look and I included such examples as getting a tan, getting tattooed etc. but then it occurred to me, why stop there? I want to change my entire species. I want to give up the life of a stupid bunny and transform into a proud pachyderm...
OK that also needs some explanation...


Wednesday, 15 April 2015

Claire's Diary 15/04/2015


Dear diary

I'm bored with my dumb looks. It's time for a change. Maybe I'll get a perm, or a tan or just buy a new pair of shoes, no wait, I tried that and it didn't work. Not with these stupid feet. But I need to introduce some kind of change to my image. What if I got a really cool tattoo? Tats are cool. I'd love a tattoo of a shark. Nobody would mess with me if I had a shark on my arm. Only thing is I can't stand the smell of seawater.
Sharks are stinky.


Tuesday, 14 April 2015

Claire's Diary 14/04/2015


Dear diary

People should look up more. The sky is a real spectacle that we take for granted and it deserves to be observed by us every day.
Also, did you see last night's episode of Marmosets gone wild? Hilarious!


Monday, 13 April 2015

Claire's Diary 13/04/2015


Dear diary

I am very good at scrabble. They call me the Scrabble Sorceress, the Baroness of the board, the Tyrant of tiles. I can come up with some of the most killer long words. Spelling is definitely one of my strongest abilities.
Somehow, all I can imagine right now is what I would look like as a scrabble tile.


Sunday, 12 April 2015

Claire's Diary 12/04/2015


Dear diary

I'm writing this while sitting outside. It's really windy today and I don't think I like it. There's so much stuff flying around, I wouldn't be surprised if I see the wind carrying an entire bus. Imagine what that would be like for the passengers! I can't stand this! It's getting hard to think!
Maybe I should just go back inside.


Saturday, 11 April 2015

Claire's Diary 11/04/2015


Dear diary

Art is like food. Only difference is it doesn't taste very good and doesn't score your any extra points on Masterchef.
I do enjoy going to galleries because it's quiet. Bit boring though.
Who was that painter who lost and ear? I would hate that! That would mean I would only be able to hear half of a conversation.
It would make it a little easier to put on a T-shirt.


Friday, 10 April 2015

Site will be offline tomorrow (for a bit)

Don't worry though, it's only because I'm hoping to introduce a new design.
Yes, that's right! A brand new is on its way!
Hope you like it.


Audio Junk #119 - Live from Hertfordshire!

Beluga Weekly #324

Claire's Diary 10/04/2015


Dear diary

Watch out cos there's a bad bunny coming your way! I have chosen the way of anarchy! No dumb authority pleb or stupid goody-two-shoes is going to stand in my way. My perfect cousin is going to be sorry he ever crossed my path.
OK, this safety pin is really starting to hurt. It's probably going to give me an infection. This was a bad idea.
Safety pins are the worst.


Thursday, 9 April 2015

Claire's Diary 09/04/2015


Dear diary

I've seen another doctor, well I haven't seen another doctor but you know what I mean, looks like this bucket is coming off tomorrow. I am celebrating with a glass of wine. I know what you're thinking, "how is Claire going to drink it?"
You'll never know.


Wednesday, 8 April 2015

Claire's Diary 08/04/2015


Dear diary

It's still on my head and people are still being cruel.