Wednesday, 27 May 2015

Claire's Diary 27/05/2015

27/05/2015

Dear diary

Is it me, or has it gotten really cold all of a sudden? I've just been getting used to the weather being warmer than before but right now I feel absolutely freezing! I feel like I'm trapped in a giant ice cube. You know, like in Demolition Man.
Oh wait, I've just remembered I left the freezer open to cool myself off. Never mind.

Claire


Tuesday, 26 May 2015

Claire's Diary 26/05/2015

26/05/2015

Dear diary

I had a blueberry cheesecake today. I don't know which cake is my absolute favourite, but this might just be one of my top 5. It wasn't very large, so I was able to finish the entire thing without feeling guilty!
Cheese, cake, cheesecake, what's not to love?
Heartburn I suppose.

Claire


Monday, 25 May 2015

Claire's Diary 25/05/2015

25/05/2015

Dear diary

I think it is important that I make this clear. Even though I have a fear of water, I do take showers daily. I don't want to make it sound like I'm a dirty slob like my brother, who I am pretty sure doesn't know how to use a bar of soap. It's weird though, how I hate going for a swim but I can happily get into a bath or have a shower without any dumb setbacks. I suppose I know that the water is going down the drain. It's not like I'm going to develop a fear that I get pulled under and end up in the sewers. OK, now I am a little afraid of that.
My brother smells.

Claire



Sunday, 24 May 2015

Claire's Diary 24/05/2015

24/05/2015

Dear diary

My brother visited me today. I don't know how we could possibly be related! He thinks that fart jokes are funny. OK, I suppose I do too but I never tell them. I don't want people to think I'm a nutter like him. I hope this will be the last of his visits for some time. And that he stops smelling of Red Bull.

Claire


Saturday, 23 May 2015

Claire's Diary 23/05/2015

23/05/2015

Dear diary

Turtles are great aren't they? If I were a turtle, I would have no need to be afraid of the ocean. Also I'd be really cute.
I'm going to try and go swimming with some friends of mine. Hopefully they can help me deal with my phobia. Either that or they'll take a picture of me standing next to that giant fibreglass fish by the main entrance of the pool.

Claire


Audio Junk #125 - Paging Mr. Delusional


Friday, 22 May 2015

Claire's Diary 22/05/2015

22/05/2015

Dear diary

I'm getting back into vinyl. Not that I really listened to these things at all previously. I must find something I can play them on.
My taste in music has become very sophisticated. Classical music is lovely. I enjoy that beautiful waltz number you often hear in movies about circuses. You know, when the trapeze artists perform. I think it's called, "When I see an elephant fly".

Claire 



Cowsplay - Super Mario Bros.



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Macy: Luigi

Super Mario Bros. Is property of Nintendo.

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Thursday, 21 May 2015

Claire's Diary 21/05/2015

21/05/2015

Dear diary

I've just realised how helpful post-it notes are! No more leaving things for another day to the point where it gets forgotten. I've been extremely productive. Well, that's a lie but I certainly feel more organised. I think I'll pick up some more pads on my way home. Maybe one of those multi-coloured packs so I can make my display cabinet look pretty.

Claire



Wednesday, 20 May 2015

Claire's Diary 20/05/2015

20/05/2015

Dear diary

Today I went to a pick-your-own farm and spent some time in the sun plucking tasty strawberries and gathering them together in my little basket. I love strawberries. The farmer didn't seem too pleased. The more I think about it, there weren't any other attendants at this pick-your-own farm...

Claire


Tuesday, 19 May 2015

Claire's Diary 19/05/2015

19/05/2015

Dear diary

I feel like the bad bunny in me is surfacing. I don't quite know how to say this but the guilt has been driving me mad. Today I went to the supermarket where I bought eggs, milk, carrots, donuts, pizza, cheese, cake, cheesecake and a bag of pretzels.
It was only when I had returned home, that I checked my receipt and made a shocking discovery.
They hadn't charged me for the eggs.

Claire


Monday, 18 May 2015

Claire's Diary 18/05/2015

18/05/2015

Dear diary

Look! I made a gingerbread cookie that looks just like me! It took a lot of hard work to make it look just right! I have big eyes so it was hard to form them on the cookie without completely distorting it. Also, I didn't want this tasty miniature me to turn out pudgy so I had to work out how narrow it would have to be before it went in the oven. Yum!
What shall I do with the rest of the dough? I'm out of ideas.

Claire


Sunday, 17 May 2015

Claire's Diary 17/05/2015

17/05/2015

Dear diary

Time for cheese! Yummy yummy delicious cheese. Not in the form of a sandwich. Oh no. Just slip it out of the packet and chow it down old school! Lovely stuff. I don't believe those old wives' tales that it causes nightmares. I never have nightmares. Well, I do sometimes but not from eating cheese. Well, maybe I did have a few dreams about killer tortoises but it wasn't related to my cheese consumption. I should know cause I eat cheese a lot and most of my dreams are decent. If a little boring.

Claire


Saturday, 16 May 2015

Claire's Diary 16/05/2015

16/05/2015

Dear diary

I'm wearing purple because it's wear purple for peace day! I don't know exactly what the origin of this occasion is so I'm just going to look it up online...
...OK, apparently this is based around the concept of justifying the possibility of alien contact.
I think I'm going to take off this shirt now.

Claire