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Monday 30 November 2015

Claire's Diary 30/11/2015


Dear diary

It's raining again! Boo! What happened to the sunshine? The lovely, unseasonable sunshine. The worst thing about this kind of weather is the wind because it keeps moving those storm clouds to the very places you do not want to find them! Every day I find myself getting dressed in waterproofs only to find that the rain is nowhere to be seen. So I go back inside, change into my summer gear and get drenched when I step outside because it's pouring with rain again! I believe this is where the term, "rinse and repeat" comes from.


Sunday 29 November 2015

Claire's Diary 29/11/2015


Dear diary

I keep seeing things. Only this morning I thought I saw a puffin eating a Swiss roll. Then a crocodile riding on a penny farthing. Then a cactus singing karaoke songs. Then a lollypop watering strawberries. Then an alien riding a lollypop. Then a whale fixing a radio. Then a train reading a newspaper. Then a fish curing cancer. Then a slug destroying the sun. Then a fly creating a black hole. Then woke up. It was a dream. I was still asleep that's why I was seeing things.


Saturday 28 November 2015

Claire's Diary 28/11/2015


Dear diary

Do you know what acrophobia is?
According to Wikipedia, Acrophobia (from the Greek: ἄκρον, ákron , meaning "peak, summit, edge" and φόβος, phóbos, "fear") is an extreme or irrational fear or phobia of heights, especially when one is not particularly high up. It belongs to a category of specific phobias, called space and motion discomfort, that share both similar etiology and options for treatment.
So, in other words, you feel like your gonna fall when you're not. I might have it.


Audio Junk #152 - Last episode of 2015

Friday 27 November 2015

Claire's Diary 27/11/2015


Dear diary

Today I am in a silly mood. This happens from time to time. I spent most of the day pretending to be a mushroom. I'm alright now. Being a mushroom is too much hard work anyway. I prefer to be a peanut. Just as long as there are no elephants around. Or a pie. Pies are good. I'd be a cherry pie. Then I could bathe in custard. OK that's enough. Silly time is officially over. I'm off to read Pride and Prejudice.


Beluga Weekly #357

Fanart Friday - The Trap Door

The Trap Door is property of CMTB Animation

Thursday 26 November 2015

Claire's Diary 26/11/2015


Dear diary

Rock pools are like nature's lucky dips. You reach in and see what your prize will be. Usually it's a fistful of sand with some shards of limpet shell in there. Once I found a crab. He tried to pinch me, but I distracted him and dropped him into my bucket. I wonder if Roger would like it in a rock pool? Maybe he would make some new friends? Or anemones! Get it?


Wednesday 25 November 2015

Claire's Diary 25/11/2015


Dear diary

I feel overworked. Which is odd seeing as I am currently unemployed. everywhere needs cleaning. It never ends. Just when I think I can finally sit down and watch Rick and Morty, I realise there is still a thick layer of dust on literally every dumb surface! Maybe I ought to get a job as a cleaner? If I didn't hate cleaning so much I probably would.


Tuesday 24 November 2015

Claire's Diary 24/11/2015


Dear diary

Today I am in my blue bow. That means I feel blue. I feel blue because I no longer have anything to do. No job to go to, no friends to meet with, no live theatre to see. Nothing. It's about as lonely as it can get. What's that? Roger? Well, he's in this box with me because he's also feeling blue. He tried flirting with the little plastic diver I put in his bowl but it didn't respond to him. Plastic figures can't feel love.


Monday 23 November 2015

Claire's Dairy 23/11/2015


Dear diary

I have witnessed some mystic sorcery! I saw somebody moving along the street without moving on legs! And even more amazing, they weren't using a skateboard! At least I don't think it was a skateboard. It was more like a segue without the handles. But isn't it astonishing that one can steer a vehicle without the use of handles? This looks to be a revolutionary technological breakthrough.
I still prefer skateboards.



Sunday 22 November 2015

Claire's Diary 22/11/2015


Dear diary

I got caught in the act! Roger will not be pleased! Really not my finest hour. Roger spotted me pinching a cookie from the jar in the kitchen! Granted they were not his cookies in fact technically they were mine. I love cookies. Almost too much. I'm still a little concerned about how fat I might get this winter. Last winter I looked like a chinchilla. I'm hoping this year I'll look more like a goat. I might just have one more cookie. Then that's it!


Saturday 21 November 2015

Claire's Diary 21/11/2015


Dear diary

Today I thought I'd have a go at being adorable. It did not go well. I think the little dress I picked out might not have been age appropriate. Still fits though. That's one of the advantages of being a slow-grower. Though I'm not such a slow-grower when Christmas time comes around. This time next month, I'll be lucky if I can fit inside a chub suit. Still, at least I'm skinnier than my brother. He's fat. And smelly. And I think he has athlete's foot.


Audio Junk #151 - This job is too hard!

Friday 20 November 2015

Claire's Diary 20/11/2015


Dear diary

The beetles are back! Remember that last one I mentioned? Well, I've just spotted one on my purple table. I fear I might have an infestation. Although, they never seem to be the exact same species so they can't be breeding. And they don't seem to be hanging around for very long. And I've only seen 2 of them. So I suppose this information points to this not being an infestation. Panic over.


Beluga Weekly #356

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Cowsplay - Taking another break

Tracy and Macy are giving cosplay a rest for a bit. They will be getting back into their favourite outfits in the new year. Also, look out for a special festive Cowsplay treat next month, right here on Belugatoons.com!

Thursday 19 November 2015

Claire's Diary 19/11/2015


Dear diary

Life is like a game of chess. It can sometimes involve kings, queens, horses, bishops and rooks. Not much of life really applies to this rule though. Also I haven't seen that many pawns around here. What exactly is a pawn? I know there are pawn shops. Maybe if I take my chessboard to a pawn shop, I can get myself a lamp.


Wednesday 18 November 2015

Claire's Diary 18/11/2015


Dear diary

There are so many things I am good at! I can run, I can jump, I can climb, I can pole vault, I can lift, I can throw, I can catch, I can cycle, I can drive, I can sleep, I can sing, I can dance, I can cook, I can belch and when the appropriate opportunity shows itself, I can polish a mirror rather nicely.
Too bad nobody ever seems to be around to see it.


Tuesday 17 November 2015

Claire's Diary 17/11/2015


Dear diary

I can safely say I do not feel at all disappointed that I was not born a worm. I saw one wriggling around on a soggy patch of grass. I don't know what I was doing out in such stupid weather! Rain is dumb and worms are gross. Nobody wants them. I hope no worms end up reading this.


Monday 16 November 2015

Claire's Diary 16/11/2015


Dear diary

It's hard to sleep when you have so much deep thinking to do. I suppose it's not something I have to do every night, but I sometimes wonder, why a rabbit? It seems like such a specific mammal. I mean, of all the animals in the world, what was the purpose behind me being born a rabbit? I don't remember choosing to be a rabbit. What if I had the option to be a cooler animal like a mongoose? What if I made the wrong decision? I'm tired now. Looks like I will get some sleep tonight. I don't mind if I'm still a rabbit when I wake up. I don't want to be a mongoose. They can't skate.


Sunday 15 November 2015

Claire's Diary 15/11/2015


Dear diary

Still not keen on water. I never had any fears of drowning so I don't think it really qualifies as a fear. I don't fear the water, I just don't really like being in water. I do like to paddle though. If the water is at a level I am comfortable with, I'll go in. I don't actually think water is that bad. In fact, it's quite nice. You know what, I haven't been swimming for a while. I'm gonna try and do some swimming this week.


Saturday 14 November 2015

Claire's Diary 14/11/2015


Dear diary

Roger is so much fun to play with! His favourite game is face bump. The rules of this game are very simple. All you have to do is bump your face against the wall of your bowl and keep doing this until you've decided you've had enough. He's pretty good at it. I wasn't aware of this game's existence before Roger cam along. I think it's gonna catch on.


Audio Junk #150 - Spoken like a true donkey

Friday 13 November 2015

Claire's Diary 13/11/2015


Dear diary

I know a lot of people really like proper violent movies but I can't really say I'm one of them. I'm not a prude and I don't scare easily (unless there are snakes involved) it's mostly down to the fact that violence is a pretty lazy way of creating drama. I have heard the argument that violence can be creative. This is true. Lots of things can be creative. I think that just proves that it's creativity that gets the job done in movies. Also they're just way to expensive to see these days. I guess that does apply to most movies in general.


Beluga Weekly #355

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Cowsplay - Rick And Morty

Tracy: Rick
Macy: Morty

Rick and Morty is property of Starburns Industries

Thursday 12 November 2015

Claire's Diary 12/11/2015


Dear diary

Time for a bit of shopping! Yes, I can already hear the beeps and creepy robot voices from the self-service checkout. The sound of children throwing tantrums because they can't have every flavour of ice cream. TVs playing Interstellar in HD and the volume cranked up for a demonstration. Also most supermarkets have carrots. I am so there!


Wednesday 11 November 2015

Claire's Dairy 11/11/2015


Dear diary

Today I managed to get a close look at one of my beetle friends. He had 6 spindly legs and a shiny shell. Very cute. I thought I might introduce him to Roger although I'm not sure if he knows how to swim. The beetle that is. I know Roger can swim, he's done plenty of that. Beetles are quite fun until they decide to fly up and hit you in the face. I do not like it when they do that.


Tuesday 10 November 2015

Claire's Diary 10/11/2015


Dear diary

I love skating! But I don't like falling over. That's why I don't skate much. But today I decided I can handle a few bruises so I put on my roller skates and headed to the leisure centre hoping that they had a roller derby there. Maybe if I try keeping out of the way of the other skaters I won't have any accidents? I also hate the smell of other people's feet when they remove their shoes. Why do they have to do that in public?


Monday 9 November 2015

Claire's Diary 09/11/2015


Dear diary

I might go into space today. It sounds like a pleasant activity. Getting to be weightless and all that. Just as long as I don't have to go on any boring missions. Missions are dumb. If I went into space, I'd count the stars. Wait, I can do that down here. Forget it then. I'm not going into space!


Sunday 8 November 2015

Claire's Diary 08/11/2015


Dear diary  

Heads will roll. What kind of a phrase is that? It's really mean spirited. OK I understand it isn't meant to be taken literally, but you have to admit it does create some disturbing imagery. I don't want someone putting the thought of decapitation in my metaphorically severed head. It doesn't even matter wether or not it's directed at me. Don't behead people! It's not nice! It hurts! 


Saturday 7 November 2015

Claire's Diary 07/11/2015


Dear diary

I've had a rather tough day at the coffee house standing in line waiting to be served and I decided I deserved a little treat. I chose an ice lolly. It was revolting. Why has my life turned so miserable recently? It's like my new purpose is to feel sad. It's going to take a lot to make me feel better. Hey, I just found a penny! That did it!


Audio Junk #149 - We need to talk about Markiplier

Friday 6 November 2015

Claire's Diary 06/11/2015


Dear diary

I hate ball games that involve getting hit in the face! Games like basket ball, dodge ball or croquet. I'm only interested in productive activities. I won't get involved with anything that requires the use of violence, competition, bad odors, stupid comments, dumb beverages, schoolboys, marathons, cows dressing up, cats making pizzas... What was I talking about again? Oh yeah, basket ball is lame.


Beluga Weekly #354

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Cowsplay - Patty & Selma (The Simpsons)

Tracy: Patty
Macy: Selma

The Simpsons is property of 20th Century Fox Television

Thursday 5 November 2015

Claire's Diary 05/11/2015


Dear diary

You know that gigantic waterfall that people like to ride on by getting into a barrel? I don't ever want to do anything that is remotely like that! It must feel like a helpless situation, plummeting all the way down into the abyss. Falling from such a great height can't be good for you. Also I hate water.


Wednesday 4 November 2015

Claire's Diary 04/11/2015


Dear diary

Am I going completely mad?! I swear, some days I just feel like screaming. There's no ice cream in the freezer. How did that happen? I only just bought a carton of the stuff yesterday. Well, a few days ago. A week. Two weeks ago. I don't remember eating that much. I usually just have a couple of scoops at a time. I do remember finishing it actually. I put the empty carton in the recycling like a good girl. Better go out and get some more ice cream. Even if it does hurt my teeth.


Tuesday 3 November 2015

Claire's Diary 03/11/2015


Dear diary

I'm feeling much better today because I ordered Roger a bulk supply of fish food! His little face is going to light up when he sees this big old box! He love fish food even more than he love baked beans. I haven't opened the box yet. I wonder if it's a box of individual pots of food or just one big box of food? Soon find out. I'm off to have some rabbit food (cake).


Monday 2 November 2015

Claire's Diary 02/11/2015


Dear diary

Woe is me. My life is turning upside down and inside out. I hate my job so much I'm now wishing that I could just be laid off. I'm also completely out of carrots. Just looking at the empty space in my refrigerator disheartens me so badly. And it's so dark in my bedroom, I simply can't get to sleep. Maybe I should try sleeping during the day like a hedgehog does.


7 years and counting!

Oh what a day! What a lovely day! Belugatoons is now officially 7 years old! Yes, it has been 7 years since the Belugatoons YouTube channel was launched. (Oh and by the way, apologies for the lack of animated content as of last year) It's great to see that there is still plenty of life in this vessel of creativity. Thank you to everybody out there who has supported Belugatoons. You truly are wonderful people.

Happy birthday Eugene and here's to many more!


Sunday 1 November 2015

Claire's Diary 01/11/2015


Dear diary

For some reason Roger really seems to like baked beans. I offered him some last week and he gobbled them up! I hope they don't make him flatulent. Can fish get flatulent? Because if they can, I think Roger is going to be surrounded by bubbles for some time. He's been chomping down those dumb beans like there's no tomorrow. It makes me wonder if he would like some sausages to go with it. Veggie sausages obviously.


New Stuff #18

New Stuff #18
24 pages, published 11/1/2015
Meet the newest crime fighters in town! Sure they may not be on parr with the New 52, but maybe if we take a look, something cool will happen… OK maybe not.