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Saturday 29 August 2015

Claire's Diary 29/08/2015


Dear diary

Who invented the lemon? It's like, the most sickening fruit in the history of sickening fruits! Just one drop of the juice from a lemon can turn your lips inside out. And I don't even know what that means. Lemon juice is commonly used to add flavour to drinks, fish, pancakes, baked beans and petrol.
I really like lemon juice. It tastes great on cabbages. Weirdly, I'm not too keen on lemony carrots. Go figure.


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