Claire's Diary 01/12/2015

01/12/2015

Dear diary

It doesn't bother me that my parents enforce a no phones policy during Christmas festivities. I think it's a good idea. I hardly even use my phone. Not so keen on being without my laptop though. I keep telling them a laptop isn't the same as a phone but they just don't seem to understand. Anyway, I'm sure we can make some kind of compromise. I'm taking their laptops away this year.

Claire

Claire's Diary 30/11/2015

30/11/2015

Dear diary

It's raining again! Boo! What happened to the sunshine? The lovely, unseasonable sunshine. The worst thing about this kind of weather is the wind because it keeps moving those storm clouds to the very places you do not want to find them! Every day I find myself getting dressed in waterproofs only to find that the rain is nowhere to be seen. So I go back inside, change into my summer gear and get drenched when I step outside because it's pouring with rain again! I believe this is where the term, "rinse and repeat" comes from.

Claire

Claire's Diary 29/11/2015

29/11/2015

Dear diary

I keep seeing things. Only this morning I thought I saw a puffin eating a Swiss roll. Then a crocodile riding on a penny farthing. Then a cactus singing karaoke songs. Then a lollypop watering strawberries. Then an alien riding a lollypop. Then a whale fixing a radio. Then a train reading a newspaper. Then a fish curing cancer. Then a slug destroying the sun. Then a fly creating a black hole. Then woke up. It was a dream. I was still asleep that's why I was seeing things.

Claire

Claire's Diary 28/11/2015

28/11/2015

Dear diary

Do you know what acrophobia is?

According to Wikipedia, Acrophobia (from the Greek: ἄκρον, ákron , meaning "peak, summit, edge" and φόβος, phóbos, "fear") is an extreme or irrational fear or phobia of heights, especially when one is not particularly high up. It belongs to a category of specific phobias, called space and motion discomfort, that share both similar etiology and options for treatment.

So, in other words, you feel like your gonna fall when you're not. I might have it.

Claire

Audio Junk #152 - Last episode of 2015

Claire's Diary 27/11/2015

27/11/2015

Dear diary

Today I am in a silly mood. This happens from time to time. I spent most of the day pretending to be a mushroom. I'm alright now. Being a mushroom is too much hard work anyway. I prefer to be a peanut. Just as long as there are no elephants around. Or a pie. Pies are good. I'd be a cherry pie. Then I could bathe in custard. OK that's enough. Silly time is officially over. I'm off to read Pride and Prejudice.

Claire

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