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Tuesday 9 June 2015

Claire's Diary 09/06/2015


Dear diary

Ahoy there mateys! Welcome to the good ship Claire's Diary! I be your captain on this fine vessel. Expect plenty of fish fingers and ice burgers!
By the way, if this ship goes down, please allow the women and children to go first.
I've just realised, if this dumb ship does go down the captain will have to go down with it.
I'm off to find another captain.


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