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Monday 25 May 2015

Claire's Diary 25/05/2015


Dear diary

I think it is important that I make this clear. Even though I have a fear of water, I do take showers daily. I don't want to make it sound like I'm a dirty slob like my brother, who I am pretty sure doesn't know how to use a bar of soap. It's weird though, how I hate going for a swim but I can happily get into a bath or have a shower without any dumb setbacks. I suppose I know that the water is going down the drain. It's not like I'm going to develop a fear that I get pulled under and end up in the sewers. OK, now I am a little afraid of that.
My brother smells.


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