Claire's Diary 31/08/2015

31/08/2015

Dear diary

Slight teething problem with my experiment. It wasn't unsuccessful, I did work out a way to shrink people but it wasn't what I was originally going for. In fact, I'm not sure what I was going for. It was something to do with science but I can't remember what.

In the meantime, I'd better try and find a way to reverse this before I get eaten by a hedgehog.

Claire

Claire's Diary 30/08/2015

30/08/2015

Dear diary

I have plans. Sinister plans. I am about to harness a technology that will change the way any fool looks at science. No more will I be mocked in regards to my bizarre research and questionable obsessions. I will be written about and recognised for my genius by the finest documentarians.

Now, where did I put my Etch A Sketch?

Claire

Claire's Diary 29/08/2015

29/08/2015

Dear diary

Who invented the lemon? It's like, the most sickening fruit in the history of sickening fruits! Just one drop of the juice from a lemon can turn your lips inside out. And I don't even know what that means. Lemon juice is commonly used to add flavour to drinks, fish, pancakes, baked beans and petrol.

I really like lemon juice. It tastes great on cabbages. Weirdly, I'm not too keen on lemony carrots. Go figure.

Claire

Audio Junk #139 - Channel hopping? What's that?

Claire's Diary 28/08/2015

28/08/2015

Dear diary

Remember that game with the round guy who eats a lot and communicates with the dead? I played it again today. I think the last time I played it was when I was 4 years old. The effects aren't as impressive as they appeared back then. Maybe it's because today's games use much more sophisticated technology, but they don't have any delicious cherries in them.

Claire

Beluga Weekly #344

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Claire's Diary 27/08/2015

27/08/2015

Dear diary

I have so much to do today, I don't think I will have time to write much. Maybe I can make up for it tomorrow by writing an extra long diary entry. Anyway, I'm off to the shops to get a pineapple. I know it's a bit of a random thing to shop for, but normally I need somewhere to start before I begin going around collecting more important stuff.

By the way I watched Jaws again and weirdly enough, it made me feel better about going back into the water. I think that movie has taught me that the worse thing I can find out there is a big, rubber, animatronic fish.

Claire

Thanks for the 40,000 views!

Really pleased to have reached this milestone!
Big, BIG, BIG thanks to you all!

Andy