Claire's Diary 31/03/2015

31/03/2015

Dear diary

Does my face look funny? Not in an entertaining way, I mean does it look a little odd? Do you think it might be off-putting to some people? Is it going to make it difficult to have children as they might find me a little creepy with a face like this?
Why am I asking you? You're just a book.

Claire

Claire's Diary 30/03/2015

30/03/2015

Dear diary

I can hold a pencil between my nose and upper lip.
In other news, I have decided on my holiday, Rome. I went there about 6 years ago. I broke my leg.

Claire

Claire's Diary 29/03/2015

29/03/2015

Dear diary

Hello? Is anybody there? Say something if so. Where did this cloud come from?
Anyway, I'm trying to work out where I am because I need to be at the library in 5 minutes. Wait, no I don't, it's Sunday... Isn't it?
I don't even know how long I've been here!

Claire

Claire's Diary 28/03/2015

28/03/2015

Dear diary

What is the only thing better than your favourite food? Your favourite food on a stick! Here are a few recommendations (Which I have not tested)

Cake on a stick

Juice on a stick

Cheese straw on a stick

Wellington boot on a stick

Mashed potato on a stick

Herbal tea on a stick

Claire

Claire's Diary 27/03/2015

27/03/2015

Dear diary

I feel like playing some country music on the guitar. I have the inspiration in my soul and I look good in a stetson sitting on a stile as the sun goes down.
Looks like I need to learn to play.

Claire

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Claire's Diary 26/03/2015

26/03/2015

Dear diary

Cartoons are so misleading! You can't walk off a cliff without falling, electricity can kill you if it courses through your body and it is not possible to eat anything larger than your head without chewing.
That's why I watch reality TV.

Claire

Claire's Diary 25/03/2015

25/03/2015

Dear diary

How can you not love the cute little face of a lobster? They look so adorable climbing on rocks and so peaceful simmering in a hot pan. I love those little crustaceans. Yes, they can get a little nippy, but I don't care. The lobster is my favourite insect of the ocean.
Except the fact that their liver is green. Gross.

Claire