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Monday 5 January 2015

Claire's Diary 05/01/2015


Dear diary

Why don't people enjoy it when I squirt them in the face with a hose? Is it because it's a Monday? I know it's not summer yet, but jeez, you'd think some people would have a sense of humour about them?
I'm going to bake some cup cakes today. The birds really seem to like it when they have crumbs to pick up. Speaking of birds, I met one the other day and had a really nice conversation with him. Normally they can be very arrogant creatures but this one had a lot to say on the subject of Jazz origins. I would have stayed longer, but I realised I was sitting on a chocolate eclair and I had to find somewhere to clean myself up. I'm really glad nobody saw me. It would not have looked good.


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