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Thursday 1 January 2015

Claire's Diary 01/01/2015


Dear diary

2015 has begun! That means we are all listening to U2 and singing Auld Lang Syne while stepping outside and well-wishing the passers by. I did make some Dumb Year's resolutions a few weeks ago, but I think I've broken them all by now. Maybe I should just pick one resolution each year?
I am the only member of my family who has woken up without a hangover even though I bet my brother I could drink more cocktails than him and still be able to walk in a dumb line whilst balancing the Encyclopaedia Britannica on my head.
I was dumb for work this morning, but that was not connected to the festivities last night. It was due to the traffic. I really hate traffic! Traffic is a conspiracy designed to make us dumb for work and it really sucks.
I am currently on my lunch break and enjoying a pie. This is the best bakery ever!
Oh, by the way, diary, I am Claire and this is the first page of my diary for 2015 and hopefully not my last!


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