Claire's Diary 04/10/2015

04/10/2015

Dear diary

I hate those games where they hang stuff from the ceiling and make you try and grab at it. It's such a tease because you either have to keep your hands behind your back or be on your knees or both! Well, I'm not going to tolerate this any further! I'm going to stand up and use my paws to reach those donuts!

Claire

Claire's Diary 03/10/2015

03/10/2015

Dear diary

Yeah, still can't seem to get out of the suit, but never mind that. I'm on the lookout for a spider! I want to see how many creepy things I can find before halloween. I'm not afraid of spiders. Why would I be afraid of something so small? And they have 8 legs! How cool is that? You know what? I think that anyone who claims to be afraid of spiders is just jealous. I mean think about it, it's always someone who has fewer than 8 legs who says that.

Claire

Audio Junk #144 - Crumbs!

Claire's Diary 02/10/2015

02/10/2015

Dear diary

Comics are great. I've been reading a lot of Deadpool recently and it's incredible how they manage to work so many different colours into each page. Colourful comics get a bit dumb after a while.

Oh, by the way the zipper on my wolf suit appears to be jammed and I can't seem to get the head off because of my stupid ears. Hopefully I'll be out of it soon.

Claire

Cowsplay - Shaun of the Dead

Tracy: Shaun
Macy: Ed

Shaun of the Dead is property of StudioCanal

Beluga Weekly #349

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Claire's Diary 01/10/2015

01/10/2015

Dear diary

Yes, it's October now. That means we are fast approaching that wonderful time of year where everybody dresses up in stupid costumes and tells scary stories. Weird holiday huh? Well, I've already decided what I'm going as! I rented a wolf costume for the entire month. I'm about to try it on. I'd better not look in the mirror or I might jump out of my skin. And also have a stroke. That's no laughing matter.

Claire

New Stuff #17

New Stuff #17

By Andrew Mortimer in New Stuff

24 pages, published 10/1/2015

Are you afraid of the dark? Not for long! Beryl and Stan are assigned the task of hunting down a mysterious pink monster that only seems to come out when the moon is full...