Claire's Diary 06/08/2015

06/08/2015

Dear diary

It's time to wiggle your toes! Go on, wiggle your toes! Did you wiggle your toes? I bet it looked really dumb. Anyway, toes are like teeth, except they're softer, longer and collect horrible sweaty bits of fluff. Really nothing like teeth in fact. Teeth aren't as stupid as toes either. I don't know exactly what purpose all of this was meant to serve but it has given me an incentive to not write in my diary immediately after I've eaten vast quantities of sherbet and candy floss.

Claire

Claire's Diary 05/08/2015

05/08/2015

Dear diary

Today I learned that bow ties are cool and they cut off a lot of air from your lungs. I don't know why well feel the need to wear things like these. Well, I don't, I'm a rabbit but some people think they need to add a little something to their wardrobe in order to be fancy or something. Just wear a potato sack and be done with it!

Claire

Claire's Diary 04/08/2015

04/08/2015

Dear diary

Just when I was starting to think I might need a haircut, I had a mishap with a toy helicopter. Not mine. I wouldn't want anyone to think I'm into playing with childrens' toys. The good news is, it doesn't look too bad. I can make it work. Why does my hair have to be this exact length? It only leads to situations like this. Which leads to my hair being shorter. Which ensures it won't happen again. The system works!

Claire

Claire's Diary 03/08/2015

03/08/2015

Dear diary

There's no such thing as good entertainment these days! In fact, it hasn't existed since the 1960s. I wasn't around back then, but I own enough Beatles CDs to know that good music is completely gone. Unless you don't like the Beatles but that's not possible. Everyone agrees that music, TV and film was much better in the old days and there's no other way of looking at it. I haven't come across anything good recently... OK apart from several new bands is saw at a festival, some independent films I borrowed from a friend and about 18 different TV shows I watched on Netflix.

Maybe I need to work on my sense of irony.

Claire

Claire's Diary 02/08/2015

02/08/2015

Dear diary

I'm writing this from inside of a bush so that nobody sees me. It's difficult to write all of this down without making rustling noises. If I don't write carefully, I might get discovered. I don't know how I can keep this going. It's way more difficult than I imagined. Well, I might have to write the rest of this outside of this dumb bush. I don't know why I'm hiding here anyway.

Claire

Claire's Diary 01/08/2015

01/08/2015

Dear diary

Still haven't made up my mind about the wall colour. In fact I seem to be in a far worse state than ever. The walls are now about 5 different colours and I haven't had time to eat or rest or do anything that doesn't involve paint. Why don't I just live in a tent?

Claire

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