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Thursday 30 July 2015

Claire's Diary 30/07/2015


Dear diary

Recently I had a look at myself in the mirror and it made me feel glum. I couldn't help noticing how gigantic my dumb ears are and also how humungous my stupid teeth are. Should I get them fixed? I don't know if it is possible to alter the size of my ears. Well, I do know plastic surgery can do that but I've never liked the idea of that. I'm thinking about taking some sort of remedy. I guess it's fairly common to want to change the look of one's stupid body parts.
My bottom, however, is very nice.


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