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Sunday 19 July 2015

Claire's Diary 19/07/2015

19/07/2015

Dear diary

I've managed to hack into Florence's email count to get some answers. I don't know why she has to be so mysterious. How are you supposed to make friends if nobody knows the first thing about you? Florence appears to have a lot of junk mail. You know those messages that say your Grandmother is apparently trapped in the bathroom and needs your help? She's had 3 of those messages! She probably doesn't even have a Grandmother anymore.

Claire


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