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Monday 22 June 2015

Claire's Diary 22/06/2015


Dear diary

If oranges are called oranges, why aren't lemons called yellows? Or pears called greens? That would bring new meaning to the phrase, "eat your greens". Also, who originally discovered that pineapples are edible? I tip my hat to whoever that was. They're so prickly it's basically a fight with nature to get past that firm outer skin. And what is the point of eating an apple if you're not gonna eat the core?
Fruit is boring.


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