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Saturday 21 November 2015

Claire's Diary 21/11/2015


Dear diary

Today I thought I'd have a go at being adorable. It did not go well. I think the little dress I picked out might not have been age appropriate. Still fits though. That's one of the advantages of being a slow-grower. Though I'm not such a slow-grower when Christmas time comes around. This time next month, I'll be lucky if I can fit inside a chub suit. Still, at least I'm skinnier than my brother. He's fat. And smelly. And I think he has athlete's foot.


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