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Thursday 6 August 2015

Claire's Diary 06/08/2015


Dear diary

It's time to wiggle your toes! Go on, wiggle your toes! Did you wiggle your toes? I bet it looked really dumb. Anyway, toes are like teeth, except they're softer, longer and collect horrible sweaty bits of fluff. Really nothing like teeth in fact. Teeth aren't as stupid as toes either. I don't know exactly what purpose all of this was meant to serve but it has given me an incentive to not write in my diary immediately after I've eaten vast quantities of sherbet and candy floss.


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