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Sunday 17 May 2015

Claire's Diary 17/05/2015


Dear diary

Time for cheese! Yummy yummy delicious cheese. Not in the form of a sandwich. Oh no. Just slip it out of the packet and chow it down old school! Lovely stuff. I don't believe those old wives' tales that it causes nightmares. I never have nightmares. Well, I do sometimes but not from eating cheese. Well, maybe I did have a few dreams about killer tortoises but it wasn't related to my cheese consumption. I should know cause I eat cheese a lot and most of my dreams are decent. If a little boring.


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