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Saturday, 12 December 2015

Claire's Diary 12/12/2015

12/12/2015

Dear diary

Why turkey? Turkey's aren't Christmassy at all. They are like ugly leather handbags except you can't use them to keep things in. Apart from onions. And sometimes chestnuts. Cranberry sauce is basically jam. Why do we spread jam on poultry? Also, what kind of word is poultry anyway? It's only called poultry when we're eating it. Am I a carnivore?

Claire


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