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Tuesday, 13 October 2015

Claire's Diary 13/10/2015


Dear diary

I've been trying to swat a fly for the past 12 hours without any success. It's driving crazy! The smug little thing. Why can't these things just stay as maggots? Actually they're not much better. Crawling around in dustbins. I hate stupid maggots and I hate dumb flies! Come here you! There! Got it!
Oh fantastic, it made my fly swatter all dirty! Flies are the worst!


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